Smells like hookers and blow. Just yanking your chain. Get your shit together, you're grown for fucks sake! No but really you're so perfect with your "college degree" and your "successful career" and your "bangin' body" and your... oh, wait a second. Okay. Yeah, you kind of are. But—and let me play devil's advocate here—have you ever eaten six Chipotle bowls with a side of homemade moonshine and then sent emails to all your exes AND their moms? I didn't think so.
The Details:
- Dirty Margarita Scented
- Handmade in Ohio, USA
- Net Weight: 6 oz.
- Note: Because all Whiskey River Soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical
The Maker:
Whiskey River Soap Co. makes a variety of products that (hopefully) make you laugh! They're all about creating their own products local to them in Ohio because they don't want to just sell you a funny label wrapped around something mass-produced in China. They think there's a place for quality items & humor to exist together, and hope you agree. Their soaps are handmade meaning they smell good, will make you giggle, and no two bars are identical! They also make funny pencils, journals, candles, and more. Make sure to check out the full collection of Whiskey River items!