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Midlife Crisis Pencils
Midlife Crisis Pencils

Midlife Crisis Pencils

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$ 10.00
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$ 10.00
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Congratulations, you’ve made it to middle age! All those years of being “financially responsible” means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin’ leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year-long silent meditation retreat is more your speed. Either way, you’ve earned it, after all. At least that’s what you’re going to tell yourself with your brand new bleached hair on the way to adult surf camp.

The Details:

  • Standard No. 2 Pencils
  • Pack of 8, each with different very real problems
  • Winning pencil reads: "A tattoo sleeve would really give me an edge"
  • Made in Ohio, USA

The Maker:

Whiskey River Soap Co. makes a variety of products that (hopefully) make you laugh! They're all about creating their own products local to them in Ohio because they don't want to just sell you a funny label wrapped around something mass-produced in China. They think there's a place for quality items & humor to exist together, and hope you agree. Their soaps are handmade meaning they smell good, will make you giggle, and no two bars are identical! They also make funny pencils, journals, candles, and more. Make sure to check out the full collection of Whiskey River items!